Some gangster chum is being hounded by a load of bikers who want him dead. Arriving at his countryside abode, you must play the decoy, which involves driving his van through a perilous forest route, while the biker gang - armed with sub-machine guns - chase after you. If they shoot your van doors off, they'll realise that you're not the target, and will leave you alone, which means mission failed.

This mission looks damned hard. The van, which is hardly the speediest of vehicles, twists clumsily across the gritty, narrow roads, while the persistent bikers squeal menacingly behind, pummelling your dusted chassis with endless blasts of bullets.

Our damage meter becomes dangerously low, so we decide to take a more hazardous route through the forest itself, narrowly missing trees by literally inches. Finally, we arrive at a tunnel, which enables us to be crafty and make a couple of bikers crash as we enter. Sadly, our doors are eventually blown off, and the bikers try to pull up alongside for a clear shot at us. Thankfully, our driving is just about expert enough, and after a frantic few seconds, we leave the irate gang in the distance, coughing up dust.

- Originally from CVG's first-hand SA impressions.